So apparently JD Vance, Trump’s pick for VP… was "intimate" with a couch. Or at least that’s the rumor. People are claiming he wrote in his best-selling book Hillbilly Elegy, about doing the dirty with a glove shoved between two couch cushions. It’s since been debunked, but at least this brought rise to such eloquent headlines like “JD Vance is not a couch f*cker.” 

If you’re not a fan of Mr. Vance’s politics, this is a good day for you. And if you’re a big fan of couches, it's a bad day. Or maybe a great one? If you like couches too much, today you’re not alone. Here are some of the best memes to come out of what might have been a traumatizing day for a couch that didn’t know what he was in for that day he left IKEA.